iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via allonsytomhiddleston)

    me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
    me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
    me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

(via byeceps)

disenchantinqs:

everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it

(via broral)

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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(via greetings)